Clerks II

Funniest Line from "Clerks II":
"There's only one return and it aint of the king, its of the Jedi.."

I Miss My Moes

Alex has moved to Alaska and Randy is on business in Ft. Wayne. What the hell am I supposed to do? Hang out with my girlfriend? Fuck that!

I think you might dig this...

Hey Guys, i dont know if news of this monumental development in the history of our species made it to you, but i think you people should know. In Britain every 10 years the government conducts a census of the population (all a bit 1984 no?). One of the questions that is asked is 'what is your religon?'. during the last census in 2001, someone suggested putting down 'Jedi' in answer to this. well the idea spread, no doubt on the internet, and the reults are in- 390,000 british citizens are claiming Jedi as their religon, and there is now a campaign to get it recognised as an official religon. if it is, it will be the 4th largest in the UK! Two Jedi Knights have been on Sky News (our equivalent to Fox News), to pitch the case, then a 'representative' of the Jedi's had a debate with a religious commentator on why it should be officially recognised- and did quite well. does this mean that soon i'll be able to take George Lucas's birthday off as a holy day? i hope so, after all it's no more ridiculous than basing an entire belief system on a book written 2000 years ago, that was written at least a generation after then main characters had died, and has been changed many times since. These are not the Gods you're looking for.

What about that tower!?

Bye Alex!

Good Luck and Keep in Touch! :)

Here are some more choice pics from last night

Owen, In honor of your life changing decision, I give you this, taken last night at the Crown. I corrected for the flash as best I could, but it was the only way to get a decent shot. Didn't come out to bad though. Enjoy.

Embrace the chaos!

So after my six months in an office things finally came to their logical conclusion. my manager (who is an obsessive compulsive, analy retentive control freak) took me off to a side room and told me that i was "undermining the organisation" and that i should stop criticising the managment, or leave. So i'm leaving, and going to work at an alternative education/ sustianable living centre, to organise carnivals and chop wood and stuff. Dont quite know how things are going to work out financially but i've decided that i have to do what makes me happy first and worry about the numbers later. i might burn some shirts in a symbolic goodbye to the ratrace, then get a big tattoo on my face.

"...El Duderino, if your not into the whole brevity thing"

Alex is going far far away

If you haven't heard yet, Alex is moving up to Alaska. Yes thats right, Alaska. Gonna try his hand at hunting Grizzlies. And he says he's gonna bag 30 crows.
Anyway, he leaves on the 16th so we're gonn have a little going away shindig for him at the Crown on the 11th. I hope you can all make it out that night. Its a saturday so you should have no excuse. See you there.