The Chicken is NOT in the pot and there are no biscuits on the griddle

Pass this along to everyone you know. Sometimes you can go to more than one KFC and they will both be out of basic menu items like Biscuits or chicken legs. I'm not kidding, isn't this a little like McDonald's running out of Big Macs? Anyway I wasn't too upset, you shouldn't eat that stuff anyway, they torture chickens.

Kick Ass New Patio Set-up

The Once Great Simpsons

Bart: The theory of creation says there were no cavemen.
Homer: Good Riddance! Their drawings suck and they look like hippies!

Later...
Nelson to Flanders: Cram it ya God wad!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY MOFO'S!!!

I'd just like to wish everyone a good 4th July on behalf of your loyal colonial subjects here in Britain (although one day we'll both be swollowed up by China).

Haven't had many chances to post due to lack of internet in my caravan (and lack of electricity, and running water) Am having an interesting summer being work shy, long haired, smelly hippie scum (I'd dodge the draft too if we had one). Fight the Power.

Just...Yeah.