Boston Massakah

Yo. I am in Boston on TABS Conference. I have met and talked to many people in the boarding school industry, which is barely a sliver of the educational world as a whole. These people are full of positivity and good vibes, I almost feel as if I am a Phish convention. On that note, I have been getting drunk every night I have been here. Last night I sang "Bust a Move" and "Hey Jude" at Karaoke night in the nearby tavuhn. Both wuh monstahs wid da cwowd. I haven't had no chowdah yet but I plan to rent a bike and motahboat my ass to da seafront and do my cuisine thang. Love y'alls, Go Dodgahs.

UPDATE: SOME PICs FROM BOSTON, folkes! (it took me a while to get access to this microchip which houses the pictures i take with a digital camera. i explains thusly yo.)ps Chrib if you see this dawg...YES that is your sweater. YES i will return it. someday.

We kicked it a lot with these two nice young ladies.

i was drinking in some of these pics...water that is. see the straw?

I took in a lot of the Cambridge neighborhood...there is an interesting late-night fast food joint that I think was owned by a Mid-Eastern family...all their prices ended in weird numbers, frinstance before-tax prices of $5.44 for a jumbo burger or $6.68 for a goat's head sandwich.

I also checked out the Center for Fine Arts at Boston University, where we stayed in one of the dorms for the duration of the Conference. I even included a pic of the view of the bridge of the river from my window. Pretty good shit.

I'm going to hell for this, but its funny

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Hi Everyone. Well Alex is on his way back to Alaska. You may remember him from such flims as Accepted and Little Miss Sunshine. It was exciting having such a big star staying in our spare bedroom. I have to admit the paparazzi became a little tiresome after a while though. Me Randy and Alex did the drunkest podcast ever while Alex was here, but it quickly degraded into an insult fest. I have yet to listen to it to see if there is anything salvagable. I remember there was a period where Randy refused to talk because I was making fun of the way he talks to waiters (and waitresses). The summer is in full swing, which means the job is in a downcycle. That means a lot of time to waste. I've come to face the fact that I'll never be happy working. When its busy, its too busy. When its slow, its too slow. Its time for me to write that movie script I've been sitting on so I can retire into a life a luxury. Whats better, having the money to buy things like big TV's and XBOX's and other various toys or having the time to go hiking on weekday? Anyone know how I can do both?

Speaking of Big TV's, I got one. 52" LCD 1080p. If your thinking of getting one, just remember one thing, when you watch non-HD TV the picture looks crappy and there is not a whole lot you can do about it.Well, once again its time to start talking about Lebowskifest. Big TV, movie, white russians, Miller MGD, and In' n' Out burgers. Wear your bathrobes. How is this Saturday night looking for everyone? Let me know.

I can't wait to hit the road and head for South Dakota (also known as Big Cock country, I should fit right in). We are going to take this country by storm. There are talks of changing the name of Mt. Rushmore to Mt. Declerk. With the faces of America's forefathers replaced with the faces of the DeClerk Bros. also known as The Gangster, the Killer, and the Dope Dealer.

i would just like to say HELLO to everyone! so....HELLO! :)