I'm Comin Home

That's right folks. That title says it all. I am coming back home to beautiful & warm California. No longer will the frozen tundra of Alaska dictate my life. I leave this sleepy little town Saturday afternoon and arrive in the big city Sunday morning. Besides the insanely long layover in Anchorage (10 hours) nothing else could really bring me down.
I will be staying with my best friends Lauri & Pete for a couple of weeks while looking for a place to call home. I really am on such a high right now I can't even expalin it.With all my packing finishd nowI am now merely watching some NCAA, drinking some Pacifico and eating some dip.
So again this post is basically to notify anyone who doesn't know already RandyMoe is coming home. See ya all soon!!!!

Quick Movie update

Did you know there is another Hulk movie coming out? Its like a do over. Presumably, it will leave out the radioactive poodles and crazy Nick Nolte. Ed Norton plays Bruce Banner. Have you seen the trailers to the Speed Racer Movie yet? Its directed by the Wachowski's. Something to remember, they directed The Matrix, which makes them geniuses. But they also directed The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions, which makes them morons. Anyway, Speed Racer looks terrible, the monkey is even in it, but I don't think I'll be able to stay away.

Ummm...Post something

Please God, someone post. I'm too lazy. Lauri is gone for the weekend and I have a free preview of cinemax. However, in stead of watching softcore porn (no visible naughty parts) I watched Hot Fuzz which surprisingly is not porn. (although if it were they would not have to change the title). Okay maybe I was flippin channels...a little. I'll tell you what I did watch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. That is a dangerous movie to watch when you are sans girlfriend. It makes you wanna get fucked up. Really fucked up. Here's a strange piece of fried gold... Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Brazil were both on at the same time last night. How often do two Terry Gilliam movies come on at the same time? If you haven't seen Brazil, put it in your Netflix queue. That shit will fuck you up.
Last night the answer on Final Jeopardy was Wu-Tang Killer Bees.
Maybe it was just killer bees.
Would the judges have dinged me for writing Wu-Tang in parentheses?

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!!

Cooking With Coolio

Is your girlfriend one of them salad-eatin' bitches? Then Coolio is here to help.

Man, so I was reading through some old posts. There's a lot goin on there. Life has changed a lot since we started this blog though. Life ain't so much outside the Rat Race anymore. I only half miss the days of being broke as hell hanging out at Randy's, drinking beer and playing video games on a weekday. If only someone would pay me for doing that, I would be set. Thats why you gotta vote Democrat so I can gets me some government grant for sittin on my ass. I'll apply to the NEA and call it living art. What else can I say? life proceeds as normal here. I'm tryin to get Randy to drive down here so I can meet him in Seattle and road trip home. I even have a route planned out. Very little of it is on the 5. Through the back roads of Washington, Oregon, and California. Past Mt. St. Helen, Mt. Ranier, Crater Lake, Bend Oregon, and of course Yosemite. Lets do it sir. If not, anyone else find themselves traveling south by car through Seattle or thereabouts?

For Pete D. (click me)

I didn't want to embed. Just click title enjoy

Minor Complaints

I have turned into a degenerate. I haven't painted in about three months and due to the cold weather I have been biking less and less to work because of this new car I got. Last night I had a recurring dream about being the main character in a first person shooter who had to blast his way out of a school filled with scary characters from horror movies.

On the bright side of things, I have two jobs. One of which involves living rent-free next to a park where I can see the stars at night, though last night was strange because a film crew has set up shop down the road for midnight-5am shootings with intense lights that rival those of LA's downtown nokia center when Josh Groban or the Chinese Circus is in town. And these lights flashed from time to time, which leads me to wonder what kind of film they are shooting: explosions? no, not unless they spend a couple thou on sounds in post-production. is it laser beams? maybe. lightning? jesus I thought some scientist was creating some kind of outdoor weather experiment on his own. i woulda asked him for some sun.

In the dorm hallway the other night a skinny African kid named Mbenga (identities have been changed to protect the innocent) who looks as if he could be a marathoner one day was wrestling this Japanese kid who could maybe be the next incarnation of Yokozuna if he keeps it up.

Me, as big guy gets little guy in a headlock: "Hey! Stop that!"
LG (little guy): "No, no. We're just playing. We do this all the time!"
Me: "Well, he might trip, fall down and you are gonna crack open your head against this here wall. So you must stop, understand?"
BG and LG: "Okay." Still in form (the little guy headlocked by the big guy), the two then proceed ten or twelve feet to the common room where they fall on some beanbags and resume their eternal struggle. Compromise achieved, but I just hope sumo don't eat the flatbread one day, you know what I mean?