Sunday, December 07, 2008

Country Son


PAC-MAN!!!! At last, someone my countrypeople can look upon with genuine pride. No more "Rob Schneider is half-Filipino" and "oh really? He was Deuce Bigalow!" or "I think Phoebe Cates is half-Pinay" and "oh the chick who got naked in Fast Times?"
No more. Last night Manny Pacquiao defeated the Golden Boy. Naw man, he creamed Oscar de la Hoya. Maybe Oscar should spend less time prancing around in fishnets and more time training. Moreover, he should retire. Pac-Man made him look like a complete pussy in the ring.

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