Tuesday, June 06, 2006

I went to a porn shop...

I went to a porn shop on Sunday. It was my first time in a porn shop. I went with Katie, Lynlee and Emily. I think we were there for at least an hour. They'd all been to porn shops before and the fact that i was the oldest out of all of us and i knew they least was a bit humbling. So there we were, amongst more employees than customers. They had the toys section and then the movies section and a magazine section, even a clearance section. There was a viewing room where at one point a lot of people exited at the same time. There were some creepy men there, a transvestite, and your normal girls and guys. Before we went we had been at the Boat. Knowing that i was going to the sex shop i decided i better have a beer to become more open minded. Since i had a beer i eventually had to pee. Now there's a dilemma, do you use the bathroom at a porn store? I contemplated this for seriously about 30 minutes before i no longer had a choice, i used the restroom at a sex shop. Thankfully it was an awesomely clean restroom. Not to mention, there were female employees there who i'd like to think that even though they work at a sex shop they still have woman demands for a clean bathroom, and i was right. So after checking out all the dildos of the rainbow and all the handcuffs and blowup anything, we finally departed with a black bag full of useful items. Thats right, useful items. Not for ourselves though, for a fun party to be had this weekend. Again, i will need to be FULLY intoxicated for this event. And a good point was brought up at the Boat, at the wildest parties, its the quiet girls who get out of control. Maybe i shouldn't get so drunk after all.

3 comments:

Kujo said...

i hear about these sex toy parties that girls throw all the time but i still don't fully understand them. do you just drink and giggle at the big plastic cocks, or what?? i don't have a problem with it, i'm just curious.

appojax said...

dave you perv. you ask all the right questions dude.

Lynlee said...

Dave, I'm not sure how they work, I've never been to one. But, Don from the Boat said that his sister is having one at his house