Tuesday, February 13, 2007

George Lucas Stole my DVD's

George Lucas, is the obvious culprit behind my Star Wars theatrical release DVD's being "lost" in shipping. For years he's tries to supress his original masterpieces with his very flashy but character assassinating "special edition". He doesn't want you to know that when he was younger, he thought better of having a song and dance number in Return of the Jedi. He doesn't want you to know that he once thought it was okay to be unsure of the good or evil of a particular character, thus having Han shoot greedo under the table before the little green bastard could get the drop on him.
But, fear not. Amazon is sending me a replacement shipment. Hopefully, these will arrive before Lucas can unleash his agents of evil. You would think that Hayden Christiansen would have something better to do with his time than doing Lucas' bidding and stealing DVD's from the post office anyway.

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