Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Haunting questions

I can get Grape soda and I can get Orange soda, but if I want apple soda I have to drink sparkling cider?

Why can't I get diet grape and orange soda?

6 comments:

Jeff said...

1. You clearly never check the Shasta section of the grocery store where you will find diet versions of everything. There is generally only one six-pack available of each, but they exist.

2. You clearly have never been to a 7-11 in Sylmar which all have apple soda on tap. I think its called Manzanita (little apple in Spanish). Oh wait - white man never comes to the ghetto.

3. You ever heard of Jones Soda Co.? The ones they sell in the specialty section at the grocery store and at every Target? Apple Soda.

In other words, if these questions haunt you its because you are retarded.

Rhiannon said...

Good one Jeff, I was thinking the same thing.
Also, I just came back from 7-11 and I was surprised to see a orange a float soda. I guess it's like orange and cream.

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Anonymous said...

sylmar aint no ghetto. though it is pretty ghetto.

Jeff said...

Shoes hang from the telephone poles, therefore it qualifies as ghetto.

Pete said...

yer fuckin retarded