OK, here is a list of incidents police had to deal with at one business in Susquehanna Township, Pennsylvania during the last year:
Jan. 19, 2007: Theft of cell phone
Feb. 16: Domestic dispute
Feb. 19: Domestic assault; one arrested
Feb. 26: Assault
March 22: Disorderly conduct; one arrested
March 29: Disorderly conduct; two arrested
April 2: Disorderly conduct
April 4: Domestic assault; one arrested
May 10: Disorderly conduct; one arrested
Sept. 9: Theft, assault.
Oct. 3: Domestic assault, simple assault; one arrested
Jan. 3: Disorderly conduct; six arrested
What kind of business attracts the kind of customers that forced twelve visits from the police and thirteen arrests over the last year (which, by the way, was actually down from eighteen response the previous year)?
Sorry, if you guessed some kind of bar, you would be wrong.
The answer is Chuck E. Cheese.
God Bless America.
2 comments:
Wow...Now that's ridiculous.
I am not at all surprised. I was at Chuck E. Cheese back in high school one time, and even then it was getting out of hand. Someone found a knife in those plastic crawling tube things, whatever you call them.
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