hey people, what's this i'm reading in the British press about the appropriatly named Dick Cheney 'accidently' shooting some republican elder and then trying to cover it up?
Oh yes..all true. Dick shot some guy in the face while hunting. How do you not notice a guy wearing a bright orange jacket in the green of the outdoors? What the hell is wrong with these people?
There are some reports that there may have been alcohol involved. MSNBC quoted the ranch-owner this morning as saying that they may have had a few beers during their picnic lunch before hunting. That may be where the cover-up comes in.
When the vice president craves blood...blood he shall have. probably, the whole thing started as Cheney hunting human beings for sport, and when the dude lived they drummed up this whole "hunting accident" story.
there was also a side bit to the story about how the ranch owner invites presidents to the ranch to go hunting, to 'prove their toughness'. i guess murdering defensless animals transfers well to the international stage
Yeah, I bet it was like that movie with Gary Busey and Ice-T where Ice-T was a homeless man that they release in the woods and hunt him down. Except they forgot the 11th Commandment which says "Thou shalt not fuck with Ice-T, Chuck Norris or Charles Bronson" so Ice-T killed all of them.
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Oh yes..all true. Dick shot some guy in the face while hunting. How do you not notice a guy wearing a bright orange jacket in the green of the outdoors? What the hell is wrong with these people?
There are some reports that there may have been alcohol involved. MSNBC quoted the ranch-owner this morning as saying that they may have had a few beers during their picnic lunch before hunting. That may be where the cover-up comes in.
When the vice president craves blood...blood he shall have. probably, the whole thing started as Cheney hunting human beings for sport, and when the dude lived they drummed up this whole "hunting accident" story.
there was also a side bit to the story about how the ranch owner invites presidents to the ranch to go hunting, to 'prove their toughness'. i guess murdering defensless animals transfers well to the international stage
Yeah, I bet it was like that movie with Gary Busey and Ice-T where Ice-T was a homeless man that they release in the woods and hunt him down. Except they forgot the 11th Commandment which says "Thou shalt not fuck with Ice-T, Chuck Norris or Charles Bronson" so Ice-T killed all of them.
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