so cold...can't type

So...it's f'ing freezing in my office. Why not crank up the heater you say? Marvelous suggestion, and I tried that. I am now convinced that the heater does not work. This is crap. The worst part is that I can see outside and it's all sunny and crap. It's a beautiful day outside (from what I can see) and I'm stuck in a fucking igloo. That's all.