Perma-Buzzed

Now I remember Why I quit drinking for a month. See, my mind wanted a beer so bad it made me forget. Cottonmouth, acid reflux, general malaise, mood swings, swollen face, and sore dry ass crack(from beer, shits, and anal leakage...). There's only one answer to all these ailments I just have to figure out how to pull it off: Stay drunk all the time. Work fucked-up, play smashed, shower hammered, go to sleep three sheets to the wind, and wake up shit -faced. A flask in the desk drawer and a beer in the toilet tank. I can do it. I can do anything I set my mind to. Don't doubt me, I'm a go getter.