I just spent $300 on work clothes. You work more so you can afford more clothes but then the more you work the more work clothes you need or people start to think your homeless. And THATS how the man keeps you down.
I have a new life's goal...to find a job where I can work barefoot. Thats the dream.
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i would be a monkey. they feed you, you know.
If I were a monkey in a cage, I would rip a guys cock and balls off like that one chimp up north. Oh sure i'd pretend to be his friend at first, but as soon as he thought we were cool and he started comin in the cage...off come the cock and balls. You know the chimp that did that is like the Malcom X of the monkey world now. Pretty soon your gonna see monkey t-shirts with that monkey's face on it.
pete i believe that was an orangutan. their quite fierce.
It was a chimp and it was in the wonderful town of Bakersfield. Not only did he tear the guy's balls of, but he threw them like 30 feet.
If a monkey ripped off your cock and balls and threw them would you chase them or would you keep fighting the monkey?
Didn't that guy die? Or was that another chimp attack?
if a monkey ripped off my cock and balls, i think i'd be in great pain. but, i would run to grab them, then proceed to wrap my cock and balls in ice, and go to the ER ASAP. then, i would spend the rest of my life seeking revenge. that monkey would pay. his cock and balls would not be safe.
after killing it i'd eat that monkey's brains in an attempt to understand why he would commit such an act of outrage and mania.
As far as I'm concerned, I don't ever paln on keeping an animal that is ten times stronger than me as a pet so I don't fear simian castration, and frankly anyone dumb enough to think a wild animal is their friend deserves to have their cock and balls ripped off. Have you guys seen "Grizzly Man" that whiny little prick thought grizzly bears were his friend...until they ate him alive.
Yeah, polar bears look all friendly an playful until they have your skull inside their jaws.
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