Monday, January 14, 2008
The Only Good Flying Space Monkey is a Flying Space Monkey wiht a soup ladle jammed in the Engine of his Jet pack!
GOD DAMMIT! Just remember who it was that dreamed up your evil little army and installed you as the leader. Also know this, roving tribes of orangutans have been spotted throughout the city buying up stocks of soup ladles from Targets, Bed Baths and Beyond, and the like. We are coming for you, never before will so few orangutans be responsible for the destruction of so many space monkeys.
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What's the difference between an orangutan and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
What the hell is going on here?
What you orangutan loyalists fail to recognize is that primate progress has left the age of utensil wars behind. We are in the age of flight and swiftly approaching monkey cyber-wars. That is why the orangutan will always be a hindrance to primate dominance.
What is going on Lynlee is that you need to choose sides - monkeys or orangutans. Choose wisely for your fate and your bananas lie in the balance.
pete i am taking it that you thought the banner idea was stoopit. am workink on some options for ya bud.
i choose orangutans, because they murder people. or were those baboons? if so i choose baboons/
Whats going on is that Southern California is being invaded by Jet Pack wearing space monkeys with overly large incisors. The only thing standing in the way of total flying fucking monkey domination is a small band of orangutans dedicated to peaceful coexistence with man and the consumption of whole bananas in a single sitting. All over the city anti-monkey rocket launcher nests are being constructed. If a small group of orangutans knocks on your door, do not be alarmed, they are friendly...for now.
Pete is to orangutans as FoxNews is to humans. The flying space monkeys only wish to put Earth's resources, like bananas and frosted flakes, to efficient use. They like to share with humans. Do you really think a band of orangutans placing rocket launcher nests around SoCal are interested in peace? This is a militia who just recently promoted the use of ladles as weapons.
Monkeys = peace
Orangutans = Nazi Republicans
sigh...so nerdy...
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