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Baywatch: The Movie yes ladies and gentlemen it is here. The moment we have all been waiting for I am not sure if anything could possibly top this. Unless they cast Jessica Simpson to play one of the busty icons who run in slow mo to save people's lives. What's that you say...? She signed on, well I must say my life is now complete. Well even though pretty much nothing else I give you could top the news of the decade but alas I must try. On we go.
Before I bor all you with lots of entertainment gossip and what not. Here is a little quiz I think is pretty cool. How Geeky Are You? I was deemed Seriously Nerdy and I am comfortable with that. Moving on...
These photographs from the new issue of W magazine depict Kate Moss posing as Marilyn Monroe. Though I was impressed by the portfolio, be warned: She's topless in several of them.
Aren't you glad the Red Hot Chili Peppers have stuck it out all these years -- more than two decades after the band formed, they're still putting on captivating stage shows and cranking out the hits. Go here to listen to the band's new single, Dani California, on their website. In this video interview, the four Peppers explain the song's influences (the Wu-Tang Clan, among others) and meaning (it features the same female character from By the Way).
RHCPs new album, the two-disc Stadium Arcadium, hits stores May 9. The band kicks off a U.S. tour after headlining Lollapalooza Aug. 4-6 in Chicago. Whew...
By now you've probably heard about the Simpsons movie, but you might not have seen the new trailer. Go to this YouTube page to watch it. If it doesn't load, the teaser is posted on several other pages as well.
I don't know how the rest of you are feeling, but I can't wait to see this. It's "The Simpsons" for god's sake.
In case you don't watch TV or read Jeff's blog The Office ran some fake "The More You Know" public service announcements about bears, office relationships and the average male height. NBC.com has posted a ton more that are equally hilarious.
You wouldn't know it by looking at this kid, but he actually caused quite a commotion last weekend at a pizza joint in Austin, Minn. It seems Devin Haskin, 3, wanted a toy from one of those "claw" machines so badly, he climbed into the machine. Firefighters removed him safely, and Devin's parents now have an amusing story to tell at parties for the next 30 years while other parents take notes on how not to parent.
If everything we witnessed in the movies were true, this year dolphins would be leaving Earth and the war between Autobots and Decepticons would still be raging. Five years from now, a virus would kill 99% of the world's population.
This is the cool concept behind The Movie Timeline, an attempt to chronicle the history of the world using only movies as evidence. "Who'd have thought that while Gangs of New York's Amsterdam Vallon was killing Butcher Bill, down the road Abraham Lincoln was being kidnapped by Bill and Ted?" one reader writes.
The site takes submissions, so if you see something missing, send it in. The list already includes some recent flicks, like V for Vendetta and Brokeback Mountain, so be on the lookout for possible spoilers.
Nick Lachey may or may not be dating someone you've never heard of. I have though.
A trailer and website are up for United 93, Paul Greengrass' film about Sept. 11. The film, due in theaters April 28, focuses on the plane that crashed near Shanksville, Pa. According to the site, it was made "with the full support of the families of those on board." (Oliver Stone is also making a movie about 9/11 starring Nicolas Cage. That will be released in August.)
One question these films prompt is whether we're ready to watch movies about Sept. 11. More than four years later, is it still too soon? Do we want to see "a re-enactment of events," or is it enough to have the images from cable news channels forever in our memories?
Gnarls Barkley has been getting almost as much press as the Arctic Monkeys lately: It seems the hip-hop duo has become the UK's first No. 1 single based solely on download sales. To hear what all the hype is about, go to their MySpace page to listen to four tracks. I have to warn you, though -- after you hear Crazy once, it may stay in your head for the rest of the afternoon.
LiLo is back in news again for the wrong reason though. At the Kids' Choice Awards while bounding onstage to accept her award it would appear she flashed a bit of her bum. Personally I don't see what the big deal is what I do think is a big deal is do you think she was commando or maybe her thong just rode up her crack...? BTW somebody buy that girl a sandwich, Jesus!
How about some TomKat news? Yeah, sound good? No...too bad here is some anyway.
Is Tom Cruise trying to make Katie Holmes more comfortable during her allegedly noise- and painkiller-free delivery by offering her ditties instead of drugs? In a story I urge you to take with a boulder of salt, the London Sun says the grin-happy daddy-to-be has given his glassy-eyed fiancée, who's due to blow any second now, the gift of music to help her through the birth.
"Tom gave Katie an iPod loaded with 300 of her favorite songs," a "source close to them" tells the tabloid. "He wants her to listen to calming music -- but to use earphones so there's no noise in the delivery room." Tom Cruise and all his Scientologist friends are kooks and Katie Holmes must be freed before it is too late. Who is with me!?
And finally, I think it's safe to say Oprah has officially run out of show topics.
Well kids that is it for today I hope you enjoyed my post as much as I enjoyed researching it and writing it. Don't forget if the computers win the terrorists win. Have a good night or day depending on when you read this. Later!!