Once upon a time

There was a blog. There was a man named Randy who posted what he viewed as interesting news about celebrities and gossip involving celebrities. However one day (today) he was in the process of finishing up his fun blog when his computer at worked crashed thus losing all Randy had been working on. He had been working on the blog for over an hour it was filled with links to pictures and sites and music and generally cool stuff. But now all had been lost. He pondered whether or not to start from scratch or just scrap the whole idea and jump into oncoming traffic. Surely that would show the computer who was boss. No that was no good after all the computer was just an inanimate object with no feelings which had wiped out an hour of work. So clearly broken-hearted over what had transpired it was with a heavy heart he decided to abandon his blog. As he bellowed in the hallways, "Damn yous damn you all to hell!!" It was then he realized that was what this beast of a machine wanted. It wanted him to quit, it wanted him to give up. He knew then he had to fight if not...The machine had won, and if the machines won the terrorists won. His hand was forced HE HAD TO WRITE HIS BLOG AGAIN!! But now it was too late he had to leave work in minutes. So...HE WOULD WRITE HIS BLOG AT HOME!! Yeah that's the ticket. See ya soon.