Emergence of the Conscience

Oh Lord what I wouldn't give for a beer. Its saturday night, I'm stuck working the Star Trek Convention, and all I really want to be doing is watching a movie and having a beer. "Thats what you get for squandering your college years and finding yourself still in school and working part time at twenty-eight." a little voice in my head says. Thats my conscience, he can be a little asshole sometimes. "Shut up!" I say, "As soon as I get a hold of some beer you're a dead man!" That'll keep him quiet for a while.