Sunday, March 26, 2006

Something To Blog About

Hey there everybody. I wanted to blog about something that none of you have ever done. But I'm sure none of you want to do it. Well I went to Sardo's last night. I know some of you have sang karaoke before but that's not the big thing. I did sing Good Charlotte again. But the people there were different. They looked familiar but I just couldn't put my finger on it. Until a girl called Eva was called up and sang The Donnas song "Take It Off". Now I knew who that girl was ahee was Eva Angelina a FRIGGIN PORNSTAR!!!! Now I realized this and asked why are there pornstars here (I noticed there were more when she joined her friends who were also pornstars). He informed me that tonight was a special night called PORNSTAR Karaoke which usually happens Tuesday but had it Saturday this week. I was out of my mind I couldn't believe this. Later Dani Woodward came up and sang very good Michelle Branch "All You Wanted". After some drinks I got the courage to talk to Eva and she was a regular cool person. She didn't take off my clothes or not talk to me. We talked about the entertainment industry mostly and NO I didn't talk about PORN. Now this was cool Reggie I think was trying to get with Dani cuz he loves redheads (even though her hair is dyed). I also danced with Eva when they played a song I hate called GOLD DIGGER. She pulled me on the dance floor so I did my best to look halfway good (I can't be a full good dancer). After a little while longer I had to go because I was getting tired. But before I left eva gave me a kiss on the cheek and a hug and whispered i have something for you. Now before you go crazy or call me a liar it was just a signed DVD. I had to go and said goodbye and good luck and she said the same to me. Now this isn't a girl I would get with mostly because of her past. But she was cool but I don't see myself being in a porn movie so i might not see her again. But I might at Sardo's again because even though she lives in Orange County she has friends in L.A. County. Anyways it was a crazy and fun time. Now you might want proof... I don't have any except the DVD which I'm not going to show anyone. That night you couldn't take pictures because you could use them for profit. You should just trust me. Later on I will post some tasteful pictures of the two pornstars I mentioned above but Randy needs to show me how to work a link. Later!

5 comments:

Lauri said...

i find it fasinating that your so familiar with the porn family and that your holding on to the dvd. Things are coming to light here Alex.

Lynlee said...

I don't understand why we can't watch the dvd. Are you trying to protect this girl's innocence? Because last time I checked, porn stars are not too innocent or ashamed to show thier naked body and have sex on film.

appojax said...

corn stars love gay bars.

Alex said...

I'm surprised everybody is so hard up for porn that they need to watch my dvd.

Lynlee said...

We're not hard up (no pun intended) for porn, we are just curious why you won't share.