12:30am Fri. Night (Help Us!)

Randy, having drinken (drunk?) too much too fast has hijacked the stereo and is subjecting us to old 70's music like Play that Funky music whiteboy, old Micheal Jackson and Righteous Bros. Currently he is playing a backstreet boys Christina Aguilera Mix. He is only half conscieous but very protective of the stereo. Lauri has abondoned us and we are too few against to great a force. If you are reading this and have the means to rescue us...send help...for pity's sake, send help now!!!