rat rat rat ratties...

my blogs have been archived it's been so long since i've posted!

whenever lauri and i find ourselves acting in ways that wouldn't necessarily attract members of the opposite sex, (i.e. belching, cursing, talking in our deep man voices) we have to point out how nasty we are by saying, "damn we're sexy". fortunately for her, she can be as putrid as she wants- pete loves her still. i think this story stemmed from the fact that we just polished off some cheesecake that i brought to work. i'm feeling a little lactose intolerant right now.

during our lunchbreak, lauri and i went back to payless to return the mocassins i bought last week. while some of you may be thinking this is a good thing, i was sad. in fact, i would've exchanged them for another pair of equal cuteness but we didn't have much time to putz around. not only that, lauri is in pain today- she has old lady knee or something. hey lauri, maybe you should buy mocs now that they've been pre-approved. although you may want to consider orthopedics?

randy: it's gonna suck coming back home. alaska is sooo beautiful! i'm glad you're having a good time. on your dinner night, you should cook us up some king crab legs. thanx for posting pics.

alex: i was telling megan about your chicken breast comments at shakey's last sunday. she laughed (out of disbelief i think). by the way, your most recent post was confusing to say the least. what was going on? you sounded a little.... schizophrenic.

pete: i'm sorry about your bogus prize at del taco. but that's no reason to boycott those poor little crinkle fries. you won't find those anywhere else. another megan story-- she went there the other day and actually took back some chicken tacos she ordered. she said there were only 3 pieces of meat in one of them! now that's either shitty quality or megan morphing into her mother, i don't know. but she'll be back.

tim: welcome aboard! i tell you what though... i had to come up with a snappy poem on the topic of a healed over butthole before being invited to join the rat race. so with that said, i'm sure you'll have a lot to offer us as a member.

and in conclusion!... guess what i found out this weekend? the anus i used to date and his "ex" (with whom he cheated) are having a baby together. nice. but what doesn't kill us only makes us want to kill someone else.